Rio Blast…SpartanNerd Unboxing and Review (Masters of the Universe Classics)

I ordered Rio Blast during the big MattyCollector sale, really you can’t beat free shipping on what are normally expensive figures.   But these were marked down really low, and I just couldn’t help it!  (Ting Lashor, Squeeze, Rio Blast, and Battle Ram).  I mentioned in my Squeeze review about how I got Rio Blast as a kid…

I have some history with the vintage Rio Blast.  I used to get the Masters of the Universe magazine as a kid, and this was where I most often saw the character portrayed.  He never made it into the Filmation cartoons.  BUT he has a definite “Bravestarr” vibe, being a futuristic cowboy.

So many fans are put off by that.  But come on guys.  Skeletor has NINJOR.  So the good guys get their off-brand character.

Rio Blast came in a brown mailer.  He is carded on the regular Masters of the Universe Classics green brick packaging.  The backside of the box shows off several figures.  (Total excitement about Ram Man coming my way from Super-7!)  And Rio Blast gets a bio.

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Just light commentary from the SpartanNerd here.  There is no mention of  Rio Blasts life choices.  Many fans were rooting for Mattel to make this figure homosexual.  I’m glad they left that detail out. Leave it up to the fans.  It’s up to us anyway, right?  MY childhood version of Rio Blast is he is actually Duncan in disguise!  Doesn’t anyone else see a resemblance?  He has such a cool name that it overpowers that Man-at-Arms ness.  But don’t you think this weapon system is something like Duncan would build?

Onto the review.  The box comes with all of this.

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Rio Blast can stand just fine on his own.  He has all of the articulation of the other figures.

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But he has two trigger hands that can’t actually hold any gun.  (I tried several, including some non-MOTUC).

What a fantastic sculpt! Check out the Spurs!

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His knee pads clip on with little bumps kind of like the visor for Flipshot.  ( Too bad I can’t find the visor right now).   They don’t hinder the articulation any.  Rio Blast has excellent paint.  His guns, however could use some more detailing.

Here is what Rio Blast looks like all armed up.  I don’t remember the hoses on the vintage figure.    The backpack plugs into Rio Blasts back.  The guns pull up and overhead just like the vintage one.  You insert the hand guns in these little holes on the underside of his arm. The torso gun fits on the shirt flap.  And the knee guns fit on the knee pads.

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Space Toy vs Cowboy Toy…

The only stupid thing about this figure is what’s going on with the chest area.  His shirt has a huge hinge, and that is for that flap to fold down for his torso gun.  But the flap never can rest flush against the body.  This is an inelegant solution to the torso gun problem.  They made a “Buzzsaw Hordak” for MOTUC..and he has a cavity in his chest for that buzz-saw.  Why didn’t they use the same torso piece for Rio Blast?

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My backpack’s overhead seems a little bent. Some people have pointed out that Rio Blasts eyes can’t see straight though the visor. It’s true, they don’t line up.  But I’d like to think of it more like a HUD, where it is just there for reference instead of something he has to use.

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Most of the time, I won’t have Rio Blast in full arsenal mode.  He will look normal, wielding only one weapon.  But there are times when he might be fighting the Griffin or Megator, when all guns out is going to happen!

How do I rate Rio Blast?  For me, Rio Blast is kind of like Mosquitor (who I don’t have from MOTUC, or in vintage anymore 😦   )  Rio Blast was an awesome figure for me as a kid, and this version of him only falls short in the chest-gun department.  Some people have said they don’t like the newer hairstyle he sports in this version, but I do.  It pays homage to the vintage. but looks updated.  I think this might be one of the finer sculpts of a figure.  His pants and hairstyle make it work.

Besides the chest issue, the only other thing to improve would be add a cowboy hat!  (I’ll have to see if I can find one that fits him.)

I am going to give Rio Blast and his pants (with SPURS) a 4/5.  He loses a solid point because of the lack of ingenuity surrounding the chest gun.  That hinge is unforgivable, and that the flap doesn’t clip tight to the armor is clunky and wrong.

But he has a great sculpt.  He stands well.  He looks like his vintage figure in both modes.  Rio Blast can’t lose more than one point.

THE SPARTANNERD RANKS MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE CLASSICS RIO BLAST A 4/5.  Do you agree or disagree?  Let me know in the comments!

 

 

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SQUEEZE…SpartanNerd Unboxing and Review

I remember being a kid, and going to the store.  It was likely “Sky City”, which was a department store that was big in Spartanburg before Wal-Mart moved in and started killing smaller retail businesses.  Anyways, my mom would generally get me and my brothers a He-Man guy, and they were usually under $5.   I remember this so well because Squeeze was one of the last figures I ever saw in a store for sale.  I never owned him…I think I walked out with Rio-Blast that day…and always the mystery of what Squeeze was all about lingered.

Until now!

Squeeze came in the regular box.   But…look how they had to cram him!


Why didnt I get this as a kid?   Probably was the mouth and head.

Here is the figure right out of the box.  You can see he has a lone accessory…a specially designed snake staff.   Squeeze has a stupid armor-bra, that is non-removable.  He has awesome spikes on his leg armor…one of his coolest and under appreciated features!   I am a big fan of the bright green, purple, orange, and silver coloring.   I still dislike the “alligator” head.
You can also see those incredible arms.

The arms make him triple in size, at least!

They are bendy, and can be posed and shaped however you like.  They hold their pose.  The shoulder is a ratchet joint.  So it clicks satisfyingly however you want.  His wrists swivel, and he has HUGE hands.   I’m glad we got hands instead of snake heads.  (Swappable hands would have been cool)


The arms have these qualities at a price, however.  Squeeze is so top heavy that his legs can’t really hold him up.  They can…but he never seems stable.   Mine has weak joints, making the problem worse.  AND the way the boots are designed, you can’t get the same range of motion as you can with other figures.


In the above pose, I have him propped against the backdrop.

His arms CAN help him stand and balance.   But it would have been better if the legs were stronger.  The more I played with Squeeze, the more I saw his hips get weaker as well as his knees.

His snake staff is different than the other snake mens’.  It is also kind of bendy, though it reminds me of a hammer a little bit too.

As mentioned in my last post, I got SQUEEZE along with several other figures in MattyCollector’s big closing sale.  I have played more with SQEEZE than any of the other figures.  And I think it is because of handy convenience.  You can do what you want with those arms, and then set it back down.

But I have lots of negative things to say.

The head is stupid.  Why no swappable 200x variant?  200x Squeeze was ugly too.  But not an alligator.  And along that line…why no swappable hands so we could have the 200x “Staction” look.  Squeeze was always ejecting snake projectiles out of his arms in the cartoon.  OK.  How about this…interchangeable normal arms?

But that was all WISHFUL THINKING.  What we have here is a weak-jointed MOTUC figure.  The shoulder joints are very tight and satisfying.  But the waist, torso, and knees are all loose joints, that get looser the more you play with it, and a problem exacerbated by the top heaviness of the arms.

And worse.  These are the worse ankles in any MOTUC figure as far as lacking articulation.  You can barely rock the feet back and forth.  BARELY.  the way the boot is designed, it keeps it from happening.

Don’t get me wrong.  I think this is fun.  But it is far from perfect as a figure.  I am going to give SQUEEZE a 2/5.  He has the spirit of what the vintage figure was all about.  But as an adult collector figure, we got hosed in the detail and articulation department.

So, the SpartanNerd gives Masters of the Universe Classics SQUEEZE a 2/5.  Do you agree or disagree?  Let me know in the comments!