SpartanNerd Scoop!…Batman and Robin #33

Being a cheapskate, I get a subscription in the mail to most of the Bat-titles, including Batman and Robin.  So generally I don’t get to read the stories until as many as two weeks after they come out.

But once in awhile, the moons and planets align, and I get a comic on the day it comes out…even more rarely even a day early…

This is why I have a SCOOP today.  Batman and Robin #33 came right on time!  (I would point out that Batman #33 hasn’t arrived yet. I don’t fully understand how the comics come so irregularly to my mailbox!)

Here are the details, and my review…

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The cover shows exactly what this book is all about.  Tension between Batman and the Justice League.  I don’t like that Lex Luthor is a part of the Justice League, and am getting used to seeing him with all of the good guys.  And is Captain Cold a League member too, or is he just hanging out with Luthor?

The story left off after “Robin Rises:Omega #1”, where Shazaam just “saved Batman” from flying through that portal to Apokalips hanging onto that flying Paradaemon.  Batman then proceeds to beat him.  I detailed my delight in all of this here!

So the league is having a meeting.  Batman is trying to justify going to Darkseid’s dimension/planet, reminding the league that Darkseid had already tried to invade once before.  Luthor sums it up.  “It is all about Robin.”  SO Batman does this…

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I thought…”Oh man.  He just hacked Cyborg to force him to Boom tube.”  Not exactly.  Batman was thinking very clearly.  He went up to the Watchtower Satellite, where he has some gear stashed.  Not just any gear…

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“The Hellbat.”  Is this the same suit depicted in the pages of Batman and Robin before?  If so, I didn’t know its title, and I think this is the first time the origin of the suit is explored.  The Justice League forged it to help Batman with his weaknesses.  (He is the only Justice Leaguer with NO POWERS!)

I like how we get this old school style page, summarizing the creation of “The Hellbat.”

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This is old school…I mean, we could have had a mini-series about the creation of this suit!

Apparently, Batman plans on taking this suit to Apokalips.  I would like to point out that Batman has already been to Apokalips once before, when Darkseid invaded Earth….And then he didn’t have this suit, and was successful!

So the rest of the league catch up with Batman, and Captain Cold puts his Cold Gun to Batman’s head…Poor Cyborg gets one pulled on him AGAIN!

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Batman goes home.  He says he’s “tired.”  Yeah right.  He goes home and smashes Damien’s tombstone.

Superman shows up…Where has he been?  Why did we have Shazaam before when Glorious Godfrey showed up?  Batman and Superman have one of the warmest conversations we have seen in the New 52.  (And they even have their own joint title, where they mostly put each other down.)

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Batman asked Superman to come down…His neck hurts.  I don’t know if he was telling the truth or not.  I kind of thought he might be up to something else.  But we don’t see anything happen…

Batman and Superman apparently part ways.  Batman shows up in the Batcave, greeting the entire Bat-family, (sans Dick Grayson.)!!!

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They are all going to tackle this.

 

I like how this is an issue about issues…The Justice League values vs. their personal values.  Batman directly asks Aquaman if he would feel the same as him if it were about Mera.  I like that.  Arthur has no reply, except “That isn’t fair.”  But it was fair.

I don’t like how Cyborg got hated on so much.  And really, he was just kind of a bystander…(Same as almost always.)  The hacking of the teleport system as well as becoming the target of redirection for the cold gun were just wrong.  I guess I wish it were Shazaam that was the target, or Lex Luthor.

So the next issue of Batman and Robin will be about Batman relating to Red Robin, Red Hood, and Batgirl.  This title should be about the Bat-family.  I hope this brings them closer together…The Joker has fragmented them so, and then with the loss of Damien and the seeming loss of Dick they have been at odds with one another.

I rate Batman and Robin #33 at 5/5.  This read kept me on the edge of my chair.  The whole “Hellbat” thing was a great bonus.  Batman bested the Justice League, another great thing.  We saw a warm conversation between Clark and Bruce, something we almost never see anymore, and finally we saw the Bat-family assembled, ready to work together on something!  The art is great as well, showing a tortured Bruce Wayne as the story progresses.  Really, this book deserves every bit of the 5 points.  What would you give it, oh Hub City Geeks?  Comment and let me know what you think!

 

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SpartanNerd Thoughts on SDCC Reveals…Part 2!

I wish I could have gone to the San Diego Comic Con.  Maybe one day I’ll make it?

 

In a previous post, I mentioned that I was seriously psyched about the MOTUC Battle Ram.* Other things revealed have piqued my interest as well.  Here is a list!

 

  • The next Avengers movie will be “Age of Ultron!”  I haven’t read the comics of this.  But I know of Ultron from “The Secret Wars.”  Guardians of the Galaxy 2 was announced, and may be featuring Thanos.  I have almost zero knowledge of the Guardians.  I know of NOVA from 1990’s Spider-Man comics.  That’s about it.  I hope to see Guardians soon.  For me I expect it to be similar to watching Green Lantern, another property that I have little knowledge of.
  • Superman vs. Batman: Dawn of Justice (Is that the correct title?)  Any news on this has my attention!
  • “Multiversity.”  By DC.  I’m not sure I’m going to be into this title.  I don’t read Earth-2.  I thought the Earth 17 Action comics was laughable.  At the same time, the multiverse IS important to the main storyline.  One thing announced is a guide to the NEW 52 multiverse.  I will definitely get that.  I’m pretty curious about all those other “Earths” that haven’t really been addressed, at least in a way that I have accessed.
  • Snake Armor He-Man vs. Battle Armor King HSSSS.  I feel that the Snake Men get too much attention in Masters.  To me, they were always inferior to the main bad guys.  I have the “old style” King Hss with his “reversed shoulders” problem that doesn’t really bother me.  The snake version always reminds me of a rabbit.  Those teeth look to goofy.  The version that is forthcoming next year will be AWESOME!  And it is an Earl Norem inspired snake version.  Even better.  (Earl Norem is my favorite MOTU artist.)  The Snake Armor He-Man also looks cool.  It doesn’t look like that sword will expand into the Serpos killing version that appeared in the Mike Young cartoon, however.  But I’d bet they change that.  There will be fan outcry probably.
  • As far as I know, NO NEWS about the MOTU movie, or discussion of the MOTU comic.  I hope that the end isn’t near for the current comics.  Lots of haters are out there.  But I have wholeheartedly embraced this story.  Maybe not the biggest fan of an evil Orko.  But the King Randor surprise was very nice.  She-Ra is being developed more than any other character except for Teela and Hordak so far.  I hope NO NEWS isn’t bad news.  (It probably is.)
  • Magic the Gathering Kahns of Tarkir and Commander 2014 look cool.  Is there anything MTG that isn’t appealing?  How could I have missed this game back in High School?  The “Planeswalker Commanders” will be powerful additions to vintage and legacy players decks.  People have been playing with Planeswalkers as commanders for awhile.  I haven’t tried it yet.  It seems like that could be even cooler than the Duel Decks they are always putting out.  (Which are always AWESOME.)  I wasn’t clear on one thing though.  Apparently they are going to re-release some of the past duel decks.  It seems like they might be packed together?  I hope you can buy them separately.  The duel decks are one of the ways that I have ready decks for the SpartanWife to play.  (She plays against me and the boys more and more.  YES!)  The Kahns of Tarkir video is cool, but it is just something that they will dangle in front of us like a carrot to speculate and hype for the next month, and even when they begin reveals, they won’t reveal what everyone wants to see…The new Sarkhan Vol!  The “wedge color” idea seems cool.  I missed “Shards of Alara.”  (I wasn’t playing MTG when that came out.)  Here is my chance to try some of this multi-color actions!

So these are some of the things that caught the SpartanNerd’s attention.  I have more reading to do and videos to watch about it all, but right now these are the things bouncing around in my head.

* Oh yeah.  I didn’t catch it, but apparently the new Sky Sled will come with two interchangeable heads…one snake and one griffin. I can’t remember which cartoon had the lions head on the front.  But that is going to be cool.  I wonder if they will use the 200x Griffin design?

 

SpartanNerd thoughts on MOTUC and COMIC CON reveals.

Ok.!

SQUEEEEEEE!

 

Seriously.  I must have this.!!!.

When will they make an Attack Track?

 

About Tongue Lasher, he is my favorite Snake Man.  But the tongue here just looks wrong.  I prefer the paper-ish tongue on the vintage figure.

The new She-Ra looks cool…

 

Eldor always has looked cool.  Way better than He-Ro.

I won’t bother posting a pic of Sweet Bee.  Not interested.

SpartanNerd Comic Review…Robin Rises: Omega

 

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This is definitely one of my favorite recent books!  Last month in “Batman and Robin Ras Al Ghul” #32, Batman beat the tar out of Ras…We see Batman beat a lot of people up.  But this time was…special!  He literally lost his temper and was just about to kill him for attempting to resurrect Damien in a Lazarus Pit.  The book came to a sudden and unexpected halt when Glorious Godfrey arrived, from Apokalips!  This is where “Robin Rises: Omega” would have begun…

Luckily, I guess for people who haven’t been consistent readers, the special “Omega” issue starts off with a series of flashbacks to bring you up to speed.  The flashbacks are a wonderful summary of the saga of Damien’s life and death, and how Batman grieved, avenged, and eventually came to terms with the loss of his son.  I would point out that the art here is in some cases FAR SUPERIOR to the original art that appeared in the mainstream comics!  Here are some examples below…

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Damien was killed by this big guy, “The Heretic.”  My grainy photo here is way better than the original art of Damien’s final moment in “Batman Incorporated. #8”

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Here is an example of a different kind of improvement.  The original art that appeared in “Batman and Robin Red Robin #19″  was cool, showing Batman dissecting Frankenstein quite gruesomely.  Here we get to see an even gorier picture of that same scene.

 

After the flashbacks, we get back into the main story with the battle between Batman and Glorious Godfrey.  It seems Glorious Godfrey thinks Batman has a crystal that belongs to him…(Actually Ras used it to activate the Lazarus Pit and it is in the coffin with Damien’s body.  Batman doesn’t know…)

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This is where it pays off to read EVERYTHING THAT CONNCECTS TO THE STORY.  If you read Batman and Superman, (I have read every issue…) then you saw this chaos crystal.  “Robin Rises: Omega” gives us this momentary flashback.  It seems that in the displacing of time and space that happened in the issues with Kaiyo, the Chaos Crystal was a player, and Batman’s memory was scrambled a little bit to where he knows something happened but doesn’t seem to know.    It is in his subconscious.  Somehow Ras has taken this piece of the crystal, and Batman hasn’t a clue because of this mind scrambling effect.  But it rushes back to him in his anger!

 

Most of this issue is a welcome battle royale.  Basically you have Batman, Titus (Damien’s great dane), Frankenstein, and Ras Al’ghul and his army verses Glorious Godfrey and his parademon goons from Apokalips.  There is some humorous dialogue just before the battle, where Batman indicates to Frankenstein that right now, the real enemy is Apokalips, considering the circumstances.  Batman knows Darkseid is far more of a threat that Ras.

It turns out that we get to see how much of a ninja all of these characters are.  Even Titus draws some blood!  This huge battle comes to “Duex Ex Machina” when the Justice League busts in.

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No Superman this time (he has some sickness, “Superman Doomed,”  I’ve only lightly read this.)  Instead we get Cheeseball.  Yep.  Shazam.  Shazam just does what he does.  Flys off the handle making rash decisions.  We see Aquaman call Orcas at just the right moment.  We see Wonder Woman do her awesome thing.  Cyborg calculatedly using his weapons.  But Shazam just messes things up.  Then, when Batman tries to go through the Boom Tube to Apokalips as Glorious Godfrey makes his hasty escape, Shazam thinks he’s saving Batman by knocking him off of the flying parademon.  Then we get these beautiful scenes.  (Sorry.  I am leaving the profanity here.)

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Everyone who reads my blog knows I don’t like Shazam.  So these pictures are priceless.  GO BATMAN!

The issue ends with a seething Batman declaring that he is going to bring Damien back alive!

I can’t wait for “Batman and Robin” #33!  (This time no strikethrough.  The title is officially supposed to be called Batman and Robin again…We’ll see what that means!)

I give Robin Rises: Omega a 5/5!  The art is an improvement over what was already established in some cases.  There is a tide of emotions that go with this book, mostly anticipation and excitement, then amazement, humor, and finally you are feeling like Batman at the end of the book.  This is what comics should do every week!  This is probably my favorite piece of this story since issue 19.  (Well, #32 was really good.)

Contrasting what is going on here compared to the two weekly titles, “Batman Eternal” and “Future’s End,” where the characters and story seems to be floundering, and you get snips and pieces that don’t really move you, “Robin Rises: Omega” is a great read!

What do you think, oh Hub City Geeks?  Do you agree with my rating of 5/5?  Send a comment and let me know!

 

SpartanNerd Unboxing and Review…Marvel Select Thanos

About three months ago, Thanos came to my attention at The Tangled Web.  I was unable to purchase him at the time, and hadn’t seen him since he was evidently snatched up on that fateful day.

I saw him a few more times in other stores.  But usually the price was jacked up.  He was at one store for $40.  This was wrong to me because I knew I could order him off of the internet for cheaper…

But no need.  He returned to the Tangled Web back in Spartanburg!  And at the correct price, $24.99.

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In my mind Thanos is one of the Big Bads.  He’s up there with Darth Vader and Skeletor and Darkseid.  I have limited experience with Thanos in comics, but what I have made a deep impression on me.  He appeared in a Spider-Man comic that I had in the 1990’s where Spidey had a near death experience and got to see Thanos in his death.  Not God.  Or Satan.  Thanos.  The outcome was always confusing to me…Lady Death was there.  Thanos was in love with her.  She said let Peter Parker go.  And basically Spider-Man woke up shaken, but not dead.  I hope to find that comic one day to do a vintage review.

Oh yeah.  This is a toy review.  Sorry!  See my pics and captions.

 

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The back of the box is nice.  It gives you lots of information.

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You get this summary of Thanos’ fictitious life.

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Thanos is most famous for having the Infinity Gauntlet.  I know mostly of this from a Video Game for the PS1, way back in the day.  You had to tray and capture the Infinty Gems before Thanos.  In the end, he usually got them, and then beat the snot out of you.  A quick search on Wikipedia gave much more information.  Apparently he used the gauntlet to wipe out most all life.

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As in the Marvel Select Deadpool and Thor, you get an awesome grimace on the side of the box.

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When you open the box you see this.  The little booklet is propaganda.  Not instructions.

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Here are the contents freed from the packaging.

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Thanos is easily the most muscular figure I own!  Look at those biceps!  The pic on the right has Thanos wearing the Infinity Gauntlet.  This accessory is actually an alternate hand.  I was afraid to remove the closed fist hand.  It didn’t come off easily, and there were no instructions.  I just braved it, and popped the hand off.  It is held on by a substantial peg and plug.

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The gauntlet has the gems embedded in it!

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Now for Lady Death.  In the comic I had, she was there with Thanos.  And he expressed his love for her a few times.  She was usually the human woman, but sometimes appeared as a skeleton.  (Kind of the Grim Reaper.)  Lady Death was included as an accessory with Thanos.  And she has a removable face, so you can get both looks from the character.  Notice the silhouette shots I included here.  This is kind of how I remember her being depicted.  Sometimes an attractive profile, and sometimes the skeleton.

 

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For risk of sounding like Pixel Dan, I’m going to say it anyway.  Its comparison time!  There really is no competition from Thor.  Thor is easily one of the worst action figures I have.  He has articulation joints, but he is very rigid in the ways that you can pose him.  But Thanos is free!  The only thing missing from Thanos is the ability to hold a weapon.  His fists are closed, and the infinity gauntlet hand is open.  Which is how it should be.  This is the only area articulation wise that Thanos is inferior to Deadpool.  Deadpool is just about the gold standard of all action figures.  (Another gold standard would be Vikor from MOTUC.)  Thanos isn’t quite gold standard.  There is a little bit of paint slop on his foot joint.   And he comes with no accessories, I mean like weapons.  Death and the Gauntlet are nice.  But why not give him something to hold?  (or the power to hold something, for that matter.)

I give Thanos a 5/5.  Maybe not gold standard, but too awesome to deduct any points.  What do you think, oh Hub City Geeks? Leave a comment!  I’ll leave you with some humorous pics!

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