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MASTERVERSE Comics Collection

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I finally got the Cover B of issue 2, so now I have a complete collection of Masters of the Universe MASTERVERSE comics.

I am going to discuss in a little bit of detail my feelings about these, so there will be spoilers. I am going to leave some dead spaces for your protection, readers!

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So the MASTERVERSE comics start off with a rather weak and throw-away connecting story. Zodac has visited the Sorceress to discuss the balance of the universe, and how He-Man might be unnecessary or dangerous. She shows him the Nexus of Realities, which looks like a portal crossed with some kind of screen, and they watch He-Man and the Masters of the Universe, and their consequences across a variety of settings.

Which encapsulates what they have been trying to do with this brand recently, doesn’t it? They are trying to kind of say, “It doesn’t have to be what you remember it being.” The prevailing stories that people have are Filmation and Mini-Comics. I would say the movie, New Adventures, 200x, box art, and others are out there, but not the main stories that people have. Mattel wants to skew this view maybe as marketing, maybe as philosophy…who knows.

Issue 1 is one of my favorites! Prince Adam and Orko have ventured into the forest or something, and they are attacked by Webstor, Batros, and finally Scare Glow. And you keep thinking, “Why doesn’t he change?” It is like he is putting it off, or hesitating. Finally, as Scare Glow has him down, he transforms by saying “By the horror of Grayskull!” into…”Castle Grayskull Man!” What? And then he beats down scareglow and absorbs his soul. The final panel shows Castle Grayskull with shining eyes, and there is narrative saying “The castle must feast again.” or similar.

This is a FREAKY angle. I loved it!

The second story is based on the art and style of Groo the Wanderer. I have never read that comic before, but I could just kind of tell the gist of what it might be like to read it by the cover art. So…This is basically a newspaper comic strip style of story. It is told with slapstick elements…He-Man and Skeletor are just goofballs. It ends with them playing video games together…I mean. I think it is cute. But it just isn’t for me.

Issue 2 both surprised and disappointed me.

The first story, the surprise, is a pirate story. Basically General Adam is leading the ship on a treasure hunt to find the power sword. Keldor is the one who had the king send them, and you can tell he has the king hypnotized. Sending Adam away served two purposes…get him out of the way of the usurping scheme, and then either have Adam killed on the journey, or he comes back successfully and gives up the treasure. This story presents us with Jitsu as a prisoner who knows how to access the island, and we get a sympathetic look at him. This was something different and nice. Essentially a monster destroys the ship and kills everyone on board, but Adam saves Jitsu and swims to shore, dragging him and cursing about the giant metal hand. When he finds the sword, he transforms, and then it is revealed Keldor’s true intentions, for the Power Sword reveals what its potential users would do with it.

The second story is the one that disappointed me. Here is why…Cover B shows a character. It is a noir style drawing, and that is fine. I thought it must be EXTENDAR. Look at what you see there.

That mask looks like Extendar’s mask. And so I thought maybe we would have a rare Extendar Story. Nope…it’s dust Man At Arms. This story presents Duncan as a detective, with Evil Lyn as his lady sidekick/secretary/lover? We get a glimpse that both of them have been exiled from their team of good guys or bad guys. This story doesn’t even have He-Man or Skeletor in it…Orko comes in saying he cast a spell that made Kind Randor disappear, and so he created a fake Randor to prevent alarm. But his imperfect copy says “meow.” Evil Lyn brings him his “tools” so he can collect evidence, and he finds an orange hair on Orko. So of course they go to a bar to find Beast Man. (Of course in this noir style they had to visit a bar). It is Trap Jaw’s bar, and all the bad guys are there, but they don’t seem very healthy, and they are drinking to forget how bad things have become without Skeletor. They also accuse Evil Lyn of being a traitor. So Man-At-Arms kicks all their butts. Evil Lyn chases Beast Man outside where it is discovered that he is high and hallucinating the good ole days from inhaling magic fumes that shouldn’t be there. So detective Duncan figures it out. There are unstable dimensional portals popping up because of “overuse.” The magic fumes were transported to outside the bar from wherevere their origin was. Man-At-Arms figures out that another portal must have done the same thing, causing Orko to hallucinate that the king was missing. And that Beast Man must have been there by accident, wandering between the locations using the portals while hallucinating himself. Oh yes, Duncan also implies that Evil Lyn might have had some hand in that portal being open like that, just so they could get some business. Meaning they are in cahoots flim-flamming people!

Really, a dumb story. The last noir Masters of the Universe story we had was SO GOOD. It was the one where Evil Lyn seduces the guy to get the Eye of Grayskull. Hub City Geeks…look this story up. It is terrific! I believe it was a web-only DC comic, setting up the New 52 He-Man books. That story was one of the best Evil Lyn stories, but also in that black and white style, it was wonderful. The story presented in MASTERVERSE is just dumb.

The third issue was probably the darkest of them all. Story one presents an “end of time” story, where Teela and her unicorn (this keeps coming up…that she rides a unicorn…an artifact from the original minicomics) are lone survivors. That great wars have come and gone, and the world is savage. She happens upon a lynching. Beast Man is tied to a stake to be executed. She starts to not intervene, but then her “ancestor spirits” tell her she must. These include Veena from 200x, and other former sorceresses. So she attempts a rescue, but as she begins to be successful, out of nowhere Savage He-Man attacks her! She comments that they are equal combatives, but she outsmarts him with a headbutt. When she is about to kill him, she is warned that she must not, that he is essential to the survival of the universe. Beast Man came to this world to find her because as a shaman, he also has ancestor spirits that told him to seek out the two of them.

The second story is highly enjoyable. But so dark. I became interested in this artist…David Rubin. He publishes something called “Ether.” This one is a riff on Thor. He-Man is with his drunk viking friends Ram Man, Man-E-Faces, and Stratos. They are adventuring around looking for their next drink, when they happen upon Skeletor about to sacrifice The Temple of Darkness Sorceress in a pit of fire. He is doing this to obtain more power apparently, and holds the Sword of Chaos. He-Man just says, “Oh Well. Not our problem!” though the other drunken masters believe they should intervene. They all set up camp and get into a fight over some beer that Ram Man had stashed in his armor. Obviously He-Man won the fight, and got drunk and passed out. When he woke up, he found the Masters were gone. He followed their tracks back to Skeletor, where he found them dead or dying. They implored him that he must save her! He-Man goes into a black rage and recounts being banished by Randor, (as he was once Adam Randorson,) and then beats Skeletor down and takes the sword. He actually catches the blade and rips it out of Skeletor’s hands, and beats him with the hilt, causing him to fall into the fire he was trying to use for the sacrifice. It turns out that the Sorceress could have left the whole time, as she was an astral projection. This all happened so that He-Man could wield and contain the power of the Sword of Chaos and save the universe.

I like both of these stories, especially the viking one. He-Man and the Drunken Masters of the Universe is a very strange twist for the story. (I mean…it is Thor and the Warriors Three, right?)

And the final issue. This issue doesn’t so much seem like a Masterverse presentation as it is a re-assertion of more recent stories. One thing both stories have in common, however is “We have the power!” I really just can’t bear the Netflix designs, the story pacing and dialogue, the character portrayals…None of it. To me it is just awful. I don’t even want to try and explain it here. I got a headache just reading it, similar to watching “Transformers, Dark of the Moon.” The other is a He-Force story. The He-Force was given to us at the end of the comic series “He-Man and the Masters of the Multiverse.” They are kind of a Justice League made of He-warriors from different universes…Hence “The Multiverse.” It is notable that the first thing we see in this story is He-Sol beating Skeletor in what appears to be a movie accurate Eternia. (He-Sol is basically the African American He-Man). He gets called away from this fight to join the rest of the He-Force to take on a Red Menace. It turns out to be Multiverse Modulok becoming inter-dimensionally present (They even call him Megabeast) as well as his brain, and this is causing everyone to be on his side to take over all universes. The original He-Man, dressed in his New 52 end of series armor, says that the He-Force has to give him his power back so that he can take out Modulok. This happens out of the story, where we see He-Man meet with Zodac and the Sorceress, as Modulok comes in to attack. And it is over pretty much in one punch.

Ok. The He-Force. I am not against it. I think all of the characters in it are interesting. Why can’t we have individual comics detailing each one by themselves?

I’m proud of my complete collection. Now i need to get some of them signed!

Mega Masters of the Universe SDCC By The Power of Grayskull set

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For thoughts on the original Mega Construx Castle Grayskull, click here.

For my review of Snake Mountain (Part 1) click here. (Part 2 by the end of Summer break.)

And because it comes up, check out the Slime Pit. Click Here.

I stayed on the fence about this one. Eventually I ordered it before Christmas 2022, with the intention of building it when it snowed. (It never snowed, so…)

On May 15, 2023 I decided to get to it.

The box is flashy, with this half pink and half yellow sword and lightning all over it. It glows in the dark! so this is just perfect for a set called “By The Power of Grayskull.” Besides this, the box is foil underneath with a rock design. This package is designed to never be parted from the set, so this is extra important. (The box becomes a diorama)

Here is the back of the box. Just the name of the set and more lightning, and the “regal, legal palaver.”

Here is the open box. You get a nice backdrop of a castle. Of course it is Castle Grayskull, without the skull. The skull face and minifigures is all this set really is. The instruction manual is is a little pocket on the back of the box. you can see it at the top with the lightning bolts. The instructions are a nice little book that just didn’t want to stay open easily while I built the set. That tray on the front is the underpinning of the main set, and also serves as a nice little tray for minifigures, weapons, whatever within reason. It also has a nice “ground” painting to add to taking good photos, which is exactly what I did below.

The set came as expected, in lots of smaller baggies. I went straight to the minifigures first, of course.

I am going to just show pics and then comment after the pictures..

Here are the two that came with the set.

Here is the new He-Man and an older one.

Here is Prince Adam with another Mega Prince Adam.

Well, at least the sword glows in the dark.

The designers at Mattel were thinking they were giving us figures that are stylized like the animation on the Masters of the Universe: Revelation cartoon. The animation on that show is beautiful, I would say the most beautiful we have had in a MOTU cartoon. I didn’t like everything about it, for instance the “manning up” of Teela and Evil Lynn. And I surely didn’t care much for especially the first five episodes and then Kevin Smith’s “We killed He-Man twice!” commentary. But for the most part, the animation was terrific. One feature of the style was these “shadows” or “cell shading” I have heard it called. And this is what they are trying to recreate with these figures. But instead it appears as a muddy mess. And I don’t like it at all. I mean, look at it. “Diarrhea He-Man?” “Pee Pee Pants Adam?” To my knowledge, though, this is the only time we have seen the more modern “H” symbol instead of the iron cross on a traditional He-Man. Prince Adam isn’t as bad, but he still has a muddy face. And let me point out that these figures are not “on model” with the cartoon. They are still the classic molds with a different paint job. Prince Adam would have been an opportunity to make a more slender male to use for other figures in the future. (I have been saying and thinking this for awhile.)

Well. let’s talk about the build.

The “shield” beside the figure is the key/knob to make the mechanism work.

The idea of the set is to have the Castle Grayskull facade with a flipping door that allows Prince Adam to transform into He-Man. You plug that knob into a keyhole on the side of the set to make it work.

I want to point out that the figures are pegged in on the back, and there is very little wiggle room while they hold the sword up if you want to use the action feature.

So how does it look with other figures…for instance if you didn’t want to use these badly painted mega figures.

Much better!

This set took me about two hours to build. I had very little trouble. I must complain about the little white scars on most of the bricks…you can see them just blatantly there…you don’t have to look closely or anything. Mattel has done better and needs to return to that. (The Snake Mountain was when we first started seeing that mess.)

So what are my thoughts.

It is what it is. A Grayskull facade on stilts with two badly designed figures of characters that we already had. An action feature that could have been designed better with just a little bit more headroom for He-Man. A nice package that is meant to remain on display as a diorama for the set.

I mean, what purpose does this set fill? We already had a Castle Grayskull. We had Prince Adam and He-Man. For someone who has been a “selective completist” for this line, it kind of creates some “bulk.”

I believe I am going to have it on display in my chorus classroom.

At the beginning of the post, when I mentioned I was on the fence about purchasing this back in December. This is the reason why. I knew this bad paint job was on the figures, and I already have a Castle Grayskull.

Here is what could have been done instead.

GIVE US A BETTER SLIME PIT. The miniaturized size of this Grayskull would have been the correct scale for a proper slime pit. As an SDCC item, it could have included Hordak, Zombie He-Man, and two new members of the Evil Horde. You could make a frame across the back and attach a big skull head similar to what is on the Battle Bones. The tray at the bottom could be the pit. (The slime pit they gave us in the Skeletor head set is just sad.)

WHISPERING WOODS. Give us some She-Ra figures. The box could have been a backdrop. We could have been given a canopy and a base.

THE WELL OF DARKNESS. Make an evil compliment to Snake Mountain, and have a precipice overhanging the tray, which is a pit with a big eye looking up and some teeth to devour its sacrifice, in this case Evil-Lynn or He-Man. Include a Skeletor and a Flocked Panthor.

THE BACK WALL OF GRAYSKULL. This would have been designed to show us the walls we never get in a playset. It would have a spine, and come with some things like the little robot/space suit as a figure, or just an improved turret gun even. It might include a portal room like we saw in Filmation.

THE CRYSTAL CHAMBER. The Sorceress hangs out here. The set would look like Grayskull on the outside, or even like the thing we saw in Masters of the Universe Revelation that Skeletor opens. We would have lots of crystal pieces. Maybe even some type of throne for the Sorceress to sit on.

All five of these are ideas that the same style of diorama box could use with 400 something pieces of brick. I did feel like two mini figures was too few.

I rate this set, no way around it, 1 out of 5. It is easily the one I could have passed on. Now it awkwardly takes up space in my closet. At least the package glows in the dark. I am thinking of trying to add a motor so the mechanism can move automatically, and maybe there can be lights and sounds. This will be something I have never done before, so if anyone who reads this can offer advice on that, please do!

Mega Construx MOTU Custom War Sled

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What got me started on this was this image that I took when I picked up the McFarlane toys Cy-Gor and wanted some pics. I got this one with MOTUC Man-At-Arms on the MOTUC Battle-Ram. And so I was messing with the filters in Apple Photos, and this color scheme came up. And instantly, I thought…this looks like the enemy version of the battle ram! The “War Sled.” (As opposed to “Sky Sled.)

I don’t remember how long ago this was. At some point between taking this photo (August 20, 2020) and selling off my MOTUC toys, I picked up two Battle Ram Mega Construx sets. It became my intention to make one of them “evil” in purple. After all, the set comes with a griffon head and a serpent head. They encouraged us to use our options!

Basically I just bought some purple-flake spray paint. I taped up all of the parts that have stickers and removed the wheels. And sprayed away. I had alot of success with crimson flake on the Gundam Epyon model, and I knew this was the effect I wanted.

I only recently really began to paint things. I felt like it turned out pretty good.

You can compare the original with the purple one. I couldn’t do anything with the round control panel. I thought I might use some warhammer brushes on it or something. But in the end, I decided just to take it off. It looks more evil this way in my opinion. I mean, maybe the evil warriors are driving the old model. Or maybe they want to pollute, and that thing on the good one is some kind of environmental control. Or maybe (more likely) the Battle Ram is a relic of the old world, and Man-At-Arms has improved upon the design, while the bad guys just get the clunker model. I believe that part underneath to be some kind of turbine from an earlier non-motu set.

The War Sled vs. the Jet Sled. I really need to get some flight stands.

What about the “ram” side?

How about this for an impromtu battle scene!

I am encouraged by the customizing scene for Mega Blocks. For instance, you can find all kind of mixed recipes to make characters and sets. What I mean is, people mix and match Mega Blocks, and Mega doesn’t seem to care. Lego, well, it seems like they care alot. In this case, painting a common, readily available set was cool. There is a more green version out there…I should try and make that sometime. Hey maybe I’ll make one with a long seat, like from the He-Man and She-Ra Christmas Special!

(Image from Awesomer Than Thou.)

SpartanNerd Review…MOTU Little People

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The SpartanWife said…”I ordered something for you!” I wondered what it was?

This was about…the beginning of May maybe. Then it arrived. So I opened it up and was surprised to see these cuties!

I suppose as a child I had some of these. I’m pretty sure my own children did too. AND…I think we might have a manger scene of them…or maybe my mom did?

The SpartanWife said she just absolutely loved these and the way they were marketed. And so she had to get them for me. I’m glad she did!

The front of the package (shown above) is a nice window box showing you the figures inside. It also has the classic Masters of the Universe exploding rocks theme. There is a Snake Mountain motif. The figures are on a blister that gradients from transparent to solid purple. This box is foil. I mean…absolutely premium foil! See those little round stickers that say “Adventure” “Fantasy” “Ages 1-101.” These are not stickers…they are in fact printed on the box to make it look like it has those. As if they were in the discount bin or you were buying them somewhere cheap. (I looked it up. Not to break etiquette for getting a present, but these sold on Mattel Creations for $29.99). There is also a “Little People Collector” blurb up there on the left corner. Is that a thing? It seems like something that would go well today, with Funko Pops and such everywhere.

The figures you can see are (from top to bottom) He-Man, Skeletor, Moss Man, and Faker. He-Man is holding his non-removable sword. Skeletor has both arms up. Moss Man is an obvious re-paint of a Beast Man…and it is notable that they painted the armor yellow. This is for the SpartanNerd and others like him…we all had the MOTU weapons packs as children, and the Beast Man armor in yellow was a feature of that. You could put it on whoever you want. In this case it is perfect for Moss Man, because he is just a re-deco of Beast Man anyway.). I don’t know if I realized this as a child, however. I’m pretty sure I didn’t realize Stinkor and Mer-Man were the same until I was an adult.

Faker is a re-paint of He-Man. This is notable here because he has He-Man’s armor painted orange. Vintage fans will realize Faker’s original armor was actually Skeletor’s armor in orange. (Or is that yellow?)

What else about the packaging?

The back of the box has some drawings of the characters in this toddler-esque style. Notable that the art features Skeletor holding the Havoc Staff, but the toy does not. The little blurb uses the word “Foil.” Kabaam! Perfect wording! See that price sticker on the bottom…it’s fake!

More stickers on the side.

And another pic of the toys on the other side.

It is collector-friendly packaging…the front cover just slips up over the top. There is a little transparent sticker holding it together. I used a plastic disposable knife even. Then you remove the blister tray. But…

The bottom of the blister was sliced. BOO! The value of this set kind of is in displaying it…(If you aren’t giving it to a toddler.). Now why did this happen? How did this happen? Who knows. But it did.

Here are some pics using the background of the box.

The back of this inner box features the fearsome snake. (This image was previously covered up.). It makes for a nice display.

If the package hadn’t given us enough awesome already…we get some bios! I placed the figures here beside their bio.

So what are these figures…Well. They are basically non-articulated chunks of plastic. They have a hole on the bottom of their shoes so you can make them into finger puppets or maybe put them on some Little People playset pieces. (I believe this was what worked on the aforementioned nativity scene.). I am unaware of any MOTU specific playsets for these figures to use.

Chunks of plastic they be, they are still stinkin’ cute!

Here are some comparison shots.

I enjoy these figures alot! Rev. SpartanNerd has placed them prominently in box in his church office. I thought about taking them out of package and placing them on the dash of my truck, like people are doing with rubber ducks nowadays on Jeeps. But I don’t want them sliding around…

They are terrific office pieces. And maybe I will play with them sometime when I take a break from studying for a sermon?!